your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”
your mum has balls
Your mum is a baby huh not little baby
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
pov : your mum is a bomber
Roses are red vilets are black your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 big MACS
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
Who is ur mum
AN EMO
The teacher asks "who is a trump fan?" everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?".Little Johnny says"Because i'm not a trump fan" The teacher asks "Why are you a trump fan?" and Little Johnny says "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so i'm a democrat" and then his teacher says "so if your dad was an idiot and you mum was a moron, what would that make you?" and Little Johnny replies "a trump fan"
im ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke i posted and what went on between me and your mum
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
Little Johnnys neighbour just had a baby he got invited to dinner with his neighbour little Johnnys dad said if. he mentioned ears he will get a spank so Johnny looked in the basonet they were talking about the new baby Johnnys mum said what beautiful eyes that is great said little Johnny. because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
