You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
My sister: you were born ugly Me: I'm not a mirror sis
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror
She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
Take a step back... just like your hairline did
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
I took a plain to go see my hairline.
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
