If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I don’t shut up I grow up like u should
What the difference between me and a orphans parents I actually come back with the milk
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
Jo dad's so stupid he came back with the milk
Does chocolate milk comes from black cows?
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
HEY THAT’S MY MILK!
