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Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because there balls dragged along the ground.😅😂🤣
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
you're so short, you have to yell to talk to people
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
if a midget says your hair smell nice is that sexual assault?
Why are midgets short Caused they are
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43,43,43. A kid walks up to the man and says “why are you saying 43,43,43”. The man stops and looks at him then he starts jumping again and says 43,43,43. The kid asked him again and so on. Then the man stops opens the pothole throws the kid in, closed the starts jumping in says 44,44,44!!!
