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Background
Pinyan's death
Investigation
Media reporting
Criminal charges, guilty plea, and
sentencing
Aftermath
"2 Guys 1 Horse"
Zoo
James Michael Tait and later
events of 2009-2010
Section 16.52.205 of the
Revised Code of Washington
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References
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Enumclaw horse sex case
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The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an
engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck
driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic
pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging
in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries
in one such incident.
The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7]
Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that
prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law,
bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]
As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was
sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence.
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In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed,
largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer
considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law
was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said:
Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally
know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall
voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead
body, shall be guilty of sodomy...
Enumclaw horse sex case
Date
Location
Location of Enumclaw, Washington State
July 2, 2005; 18 years ago
Unincorporated area in King
County, Washington, United
States (near Enumclaw)
Bestiality
Туре
Cause
Cause of death:
Acute peritonitis caused by
traumatic perforation of the colon
Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr.
Hands)[1]
Outcome
• James Michael Tait
• Douglas Spink
A stallion
Laws passed criminalizing
bestiality and zoophilic
pornography in Washington state

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French feminist Luce Irigaray calls "E=mc2" a "sexed equation." She claims
that it is sexist because "privileges the speed of light over other speeds that
are vitally necessary to us." Irigaray thinks its sexist for the formula to
"privilege that which goes faster."
Irigaray believes that all of physics is sexist. She sees a massive male
conspiracy in physics that has made fluid mechanics, which she associates
with the feminine, less developed than solid mechanics. She thinks male
physicists are deliberately not studying fluid mechanics because men's
bodies don't have a particular fluid in them: menstrual fluid.
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THE EMOTION OF ANGER

Three men are working on a building site.

Everyday, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building.

The first man opens his lunchbox to reveal a ham sandwich.

“By god,” the man exclaims, “I hate ham sandwiches. I’ve been working in construction for twenty years, and everyday, despite me telling her how much I despise it, my wife gives me a ham sandwich. If I get a ham sandwich in my lunch again, I will throw myself off the top of this building and kill myself.”

The second man opens his lunchbox, revealing a cheese sandwich.

“Holy crow, another cheese sandwich! I hate these things, I tell you. Everyday, I tell my wife how much I despise cheese sandwiches, but I still get them in my lunch. I’m with you buddy—if I ever get a cheese sandwich in my lunch again, I’m killing myself.”

The third man, having opened his lunchbox, now pipes in.

“I don’t believe it—another tuna sandwich! If I had a penny for every time I’ve told my wife how much I hate these, I wouldn’t have to work on this sordid site no more! I’m sick of it—count me in, if I get a tuna sandwich in my lunchbox again, I’m killing myself.”

The next day, the three men regroup at the top of the building and open their lunchboxes: the first man – a ham sandwich, the second – a cheese sandwich, the third – a tuna sandwich.

The three men exchange solemn looks before jumping in unison from the height of the building.

At the funeral for the three men, their grieving wives turn to each other.

“If only I’d known how much he didn’t like ham sandwiches,” says the first man’s wife, “I always thought he was being ironic!”

“And if only I’d known how much he didn’t like cheese sandwiches,” says the second man’s wife, “I always thought he was being sarcastic!”

“And if only I’d known how much he didn’t like tuna sandwiches,” says the third man’s wife, “but I don’t know what good it would have done—the fool made his own lunch!”