If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
Doctor ask his patient "what is your zodiac sign?". Patient replies cancer, Doctor says what a coincidence.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
