Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
