Mamma Jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.

2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!

5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.

6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now

Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct

Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence

Yo mamma so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t

Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high

Yo mamma so fat she the reason why Moses split the red sea

Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it

Ur mama so fat when thanaos snapped his finger she only lost weight

Yo mamma so fat when se went to the movie theater the sits next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"

Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mamma's so ugly even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

yo mamma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas

Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away

mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce