Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are Americans so bad Clash Royal? Because they already lost two towers
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a PIG problem!
Why did the duck walk across the road I lost my pecker
Why is American bad at clash of clans
Because they already lost 2 towers
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
why are americans bad at chess the lost their towers
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Yo mama's so fat.. When Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg
why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
because they already lost two towers
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
Today sucked my girlfriend got hit by a car and I lost my job as an Uber driver
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost