I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
F*ck off! You won’t bring it back.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
a man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide and the librarian said "fuck off you wont bring it back"
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian said no you won’t return it.
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE
The librarian said: "FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK"
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "no you'd never bring it back!"
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you wont bring it back!"