Librarian

Librarian Jokes

I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:

F*ck off! You won’t bring it back.

I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section

A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”

a man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide and the librarian said "fuck off you wont bring it back"

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back

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So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian said no you won’t return it.

a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back

A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE

The librarian said: "FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK"

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "no you'd never bring it back!"

I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.

*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you wont bring it back!"