Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson she kicked herself in the testicles...
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
How do you disrespect an Asian
Give them driving lessons
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
Why can't you teach a orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphan?
Call their parents
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...; “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!” The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no.” said the teacher terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
