Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.