Newest Laziness Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Communists Before: Communists Now:
• Broke
• Lazy
• Antisemitic
• Entitled
•Narcissist
•Sociopath
• Broke
• Lazy
• Antisemitic
• Entitled
•Narcissist
•Sociopath
• Gay

what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!

build a gordon
ramsay insult
@radravioli
this
2nd digit of bday
0-lamb sauce
1- chicken
2- gravy
3-soup
4-lamb chop
5-spinach
6- spaghetti
7- quail
8- risotto
9- egg
is
bday month
1- like dog food scraps
2- RAW RAW RAW RAW
3- half dead
4- like a rubber implant
5- like gandhi's flip flop
6- pinker than the panther
7- practically cremated
8- offensive
9- like a door stop
10- like web cardboard
11- in need of jesus
12- like toxic scum
you
last number of like ;)
0-absolute donkey
1- dirty pig
2- toilet brush
3-walnut
4- disgrace
5- idiot sandwich
6-yankee doodle donkey
7- lazy cow
8- muppet
9- donut

As a man can confirm

Adult Collectible
Not a toy
Ages 14+
PRIM RAS
This man contributes
absolutely nothing to society!
✓Lazy
✔Unwashed
✔Just lies around all day eating chips
A
WARNING:
This man is awful
He is the
Art Obvious Plant Toys, Inc.
Unit #L053R
Useless Man
Now with
clothing!
s Mar

"How would you describe yourself in three words?" "Lazy!"

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so lazy that the only letters she knows are NO.

Papyrus: Sans I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent . Sans: what do you call them? Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU LAZY BONES!

Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

Minu
SAYING "NEVERMIND"
BECAUSE
YOU ARE
TOO LAZY
TO
RE-EXPLAIN
THE
WHOLE STORY.

Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.

Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?

I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy