How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
what does LMAO stand for? Launching Moms At Orphans
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate π―
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage
What does lmao mean
Launch Missiles at orphanage
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative. This will be to help the struggling 'personal services' industry, and will be labelled, 'Sleep out to Help out.'
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! ππ₯ͺπ
What do astronauts π©βπ do when theyβre on break?
They eat launch. ππ₯ͺ
Where do astronauts π©βπ keep their sandwiches π₯ͺ?
In their launch box.ππ¦π
Why was the astronaut π©βπ washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch ππ₯ͺ.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.