What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
I met a gay guy last night Man was he a pain in the ass
My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
last last now everyobdy go chop breakfast
where was your mom last night in the man club
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always un the back ( if you know what i mean) :}
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldn’t fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this I’m a window washer on the 8th floor I’m washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this I’m in a refrigerator...
