Newest Last Word Jokes - Page 5

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound

My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”

i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe

I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"

Famous last words:

"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder