The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
Sans: What do you have there? Frisk: A KNIFE! Sans: NOO!!!
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
Are you a knife? because i want you
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
Roses are red violets are blue I have no balls neither will you 🔪🔪
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
Helllo. What can I get you a knife mustard Marella gorilla
Q:What's the difference between a knife and razor blade? A:Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?🤣🤣
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!🤣🤣🤣
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?🤣🤣🤣
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
There’s a woman cutting onions who is her husband walks in and starts crying onions was a good dog
