Kill Jokes

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family. Right in front of his stupid face.

1273 pleas kill me, everyone hates me

If you ever think no one cares about you?

Kill someone, than the news will.

My father always used to say:

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Until the accident.

Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker? Not only do you get your money back, but, the second hour is free.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped