The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
How do you kill a retard
Give them a knife and say “who’s special”
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
What is the real reason why men Jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself... - But? - ...
yo mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinos
guns dont kill people, black people kill people
