What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common: they both slap their wrist
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
The short kid came earlier than i thought , Guess he came with such short notice
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Yo mamma's so ugly even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
