What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
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Use the keyboard
controls to rotate and
move the blocks as they
fall
Place the blocks to
form horizontal lines,
which will be removed
and make all the blocks
above fall down. If the
blocks reach the top of
the screen, the game is
over!
Clear multiple lines at
a time, or clear lines
in consective moves to
earn more points.
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Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key
Being in a cage But nobody sees you
Being outside of a cage- but it's empty
Living and realizing you've been born into one
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
Why did the polack locked himself out of his car? Because his keys were inside of the ignition
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
what do u call a mexican door
dora
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
