You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
dream yo mama so ugly when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
Is laughing a problem? Laughing at what? I want to jump. Jump- what? Jump of the hook
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
When Peter Pan jumped off the twin towers what happened. He neverland
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
