Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

Comments (23)

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Don’t worry sun

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you spelled son wrong.

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Dad?

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why am i sill in the basement

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You spelled son wrong

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I HATE LIFE

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why

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man walks in to a restaurant is friends with the chef so he gets his stuff quicker than most orders albatross then goes outside to kill himself explanation:years earlier the chef and the customer were on a ship wreck they had no food except what they thought was albatross and the dead bodies but nobody would eat the dead bodies and when the chef told them he had found albatros he ate it and liked it but when he ordered it in the resturant he realized that he didn't like albatrosand liked man

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That means he's gay

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Don't listen to this guy, he's not the real Absolute unit

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Neither of you two are the real Absolute unit i am

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Only an Absolute unit would say boyo

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Boyo

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Boyo

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Holy sh*t you beat me to my own joke

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Yes'm

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Who am I anymore?

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An absolute unit

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Like, if all you absolute units don't stop, im like, gonna blow up the entire planet with only 1% of my power.

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On behalf of all absolute units, I formaly apologize for these idiot's actions.

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What the actual f... did I just walk into

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Serves him right.

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Im gonna f...ing piss