How do you circumsice a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Balls in ur Jaws
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen" the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen". Okay the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl. "Wtf are you doing" Aussie says? You say this is okay" Muslim replied. "Fuck no she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard" says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily. Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "what is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie. Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!" Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel.
JAW don't know shit!
WHATS WRONG WITH MY FRIEND? He’s called dobbie Coleman and has a massive jaw.
Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? you knee your sisters jaw...
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
Stop copying each other fucking losers
How do you circumcis a hillbilly, Kick his sister in the jaw
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises and a broken jaw?
Will you listen now?!?!?
How do curcensize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
