Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
What do you call a black person in a dark room? Invisible
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over there blocks? 9/11.
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳 Characteristics: -Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 -Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 -Finished 😹🤕 -0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
