Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection A quarter pounder with cheese
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
What do you call an aneorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
have you heard about the pillsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.