I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫
i’m illegal
Hispanic and Latino people be like no more immigrants like dude aren't you an immigrant?
If there’s a 4 Mexicans in a van which of them is driving?- None of them immigration service is
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles? Anglosaxon
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.