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How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick

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Mother
My baby's in love!
OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE
TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND
SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!
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MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to
do?? We have people to feed!
Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. no
one will know
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The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.

I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it

The man says can you hump me so the other boy says bro bro bro bro bro

What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?

Speed Humps

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its cock

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit. Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..

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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15

What do u call a 3 humped camel Answer:a prostitute from new York 😂😂😭😭💀

Hump a vow it makes a cow

what day can you have sex on?

answer: Wednesday why? because its a hump day

What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!