Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didnāt have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didnāt think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, āso when will I dieā? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
roses are red, I'm not a boaster. Elon must got rushed to hospital after impregnating toaster.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
why is it cold in hospitals?....... to keep the vegetables cold and fresh
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but Iām not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
I turned the light on and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
HavenĀ“t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit scucide. (YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
