What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!
Is laughing a problem? Laughing at what? I want to jump. Jump- what? Jump of the hook
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
