Newest Hood Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous (ID: oFMwmvFk
TRAIN DERAICHENT
08/30/14(Sat) 22:14:53 No.565734034
>the year is 2016
>Hilary Clinton is elected
as president
>immediately begins
feminization campaign
>senate and supreme
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court are dissolved
>she now has supreme power
>mass castrations
>all privileged white cis male CEOs are
replaced with women
>fast forward 11 years
>Clinton is now supreme womyn of
America
>be me
>non-binary gender half-human half-wolf
otherkin.
>get off work at the privilege checking
center for men
>on my way to the clinic for my mandatory
estrogen injection to keep down my rape
urges
>sit in lobby
>I hear screaming of empowered womyn
outside
>lights go out
>ground shakes
>a figure appears before me
>he pulls off his hood
>looks me square in the eye
>his lips begin to move
"fuck her right in the pussy"
>chaos begins
>mass riots ensue as my testicles which
were removed at birth are restored
>men are raping people on a global scale
>an eagle cries a tear of freedom on the
statue of liberty
>order has been restored
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this dude used a lifeline for this
mundou
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ABCD
Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is
used to measure the rate at which work is done?
A: Horsepower
C: Llamathrust
B: Donkeystrength
D: Zebraforce
*SLAPS ROOF OF CAR
THIS BABY HAS THE THRUST
OF 340 LLAMAS UNDER THE HOOD

What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader

THE HOOD

Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

what do a black and a tornado have in common they both wreck neighbor hoods

Title

Robin Hood: *robs me
because I'm rich*
Me: Hey since you robbed me, I'm
poor now. Give me some money.
Robin Hood:
MemeZila.com

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend

Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what

Check out my new song. It’s called. Nlggas in the hood. And it’s really good so go listen

Me people call me emo Older cosin why Becase i always have my hood up and where black cloths and ware black cross earrings

Little red riding hood says to the wolf: what a big dick you have wolf:the better to F*** you with!

Q:What movie do orphans hate

A: father hood

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can't stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain't been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue thats dead

Little red riding hood has to deliver food to her gramma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her gramma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked liked her gramma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little red riding hood?

Answer:16

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"