When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan “Spider-Man no way home”
what do you call an orphanage? a parent less shelter/ homeless shelter
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
what can you say about that homeless man's life and current status? Wasted.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when a ugly stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her "oh baby you so hot let's fuck" she just yells "get the fuck away you creep" he just laughs and says alright i wait down there.
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Not a joke but still dc
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
what is the differance from an orphan and a homeless nothing haha
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents