What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face because huggy didn't get a kissy from kissy Missy
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
these are all of my terrible jokes
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I'm joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor "I can't feel my legs" the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What's green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn't the dinosaur break the wall, I don't know. I'm asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It's an owl it can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
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What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.