Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
Why can't Indians play baseball bc every time they hit a corner they open a shop
whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch
the twin towers hit the ground
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
The Bal kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
