Hit Jokes

why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.

what did the tower say to the other one

i will see you later i am about to get hit

Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly

Because whenever they hit the corner they build a shop

why don't indians play baseball?

Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈

When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman

Stop the cap

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers

yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly

I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.