How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
A man find out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees. Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says “I can save you $100”
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on hire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
yor forehead is so big, mr clean thought he would hire you
Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Donald trump didn't even finish the wall he should of hired Mexicans to do it!
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
