Knock knock

Anonymous

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller…

Me: Knock Knock Her:

Keller

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Sea

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Sea

PooPooPP

what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

Step

Anonymous

Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake

House

Ethan

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has

Knock knock

H. Young man homage.

This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who’s there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don’t say anything). Helen Keller who? …you will get a laugh…ty.

Nose

Anonymous

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words…

I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl

Wrist

Anonymous

Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?

A-Reading road signs

Toilet

Anonymous

Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet

Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up

Confusion

Anonymous

do you know how to confuse hellen keller? put her in a room and tell her to find the corner

Name

Anonymous

why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso

Pilot

Anonymous

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11

Drive

Anonymous

Why can’t hellen Keller drive? She’s dead

Love

Urlocalhornyfriend

I love you papi’s😫 no homo

Eating

Roger Hufflefinger

Why couldn’t Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

Keller

Mr AnOnYmOuS

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she

Wait

Helen Keller

Why did hellen hate when her dad yelled at her.

Oh wait she didn’t know🤣🤣

Name

Gary the p.... getter

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away.I would to if my name was Brail

Bad

Anonymous

Hellen Keller can use hodled’s words because they are so bad.