What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Did you know that Helen keller had a pet monkey? No Neither did she
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself? So she can moan with her right hand.
ted stinks
Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
hellen keller def faked it
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
you didn't know that hellen keller is dead? its fine neither does she
