A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr* On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
