I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN
Iβd tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
if gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared why did the emo kid not come down.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
