I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Grass
Why do midgets laugh while they run? The grass tickles there balls
Why do people want their grass to be emo So the grass will cut it self
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo
So it can cut its self
what did Africa say to the grass? get off me!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I named my grass emo and it cut itself
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
i wish my grass was emo then it would cut for me
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression It would cut itself