Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
gas gas gas i'm gonna step on your ass TONIGHT FOR FUN YEAH YEAH YEAH
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
why did hitler kill himself? because the air was gas
why did kill himself
becuase he is adopet to a fat man who farts
why did hittle kill himself because he wanted to buy car but the hittler farted
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
