Fungi

Fungi Jokes

A child ask his father โ€œ how do you get pink eye?โ€ Son I was told itโ€™s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks โ€œHow did I get Fungi?โ€ As the father was about to answer. The boy says โ€œOhh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?โ€ โ€”โ€”โ€”-Fungeye

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .