At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
My father who flew the plane couldn't have a funeral,he went everywhere
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby.” The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
