ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad never came home with the milk
Why was the twin towers mad when they order pepperoni pizza Because they got plane
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?!
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
what foods are orphans alergic to? homemade food
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning......he hate 12 year old nuts