My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
what food has a orphan hade homemade food
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
curry muncher
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane. ( courtesy of my bff)
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones? Because they can't eat family pack.
we must start a propaganda for baked beans
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"