Flower Jokes

Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.

With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.

His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.

In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.

Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.

For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.

Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.

What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.

My plant's In my garden are like the twin towers neither of them fell just the flowers

What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?

Self raising...

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.

(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)

A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed

whats a orphans favorite flower? a self razing flower

Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums

Put a flower on there grave stone

you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............