If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born
The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-Rasing.
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What's your favourite type of flour Don't know Mines self raising
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
bread
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
