your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
what do you call a flat emo.
cutting board.
the earth was flat until they buried you
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
what do u call a flat emo?
cutting board
whats another nick name for a flat emo ? a copping boars
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
what do you call a flat emo kid?
a cutting board.
your mom is like a penny, two faced, flat, and always in someones pants.
What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
what do you call a flat chested emo? a cutting board
Flat Earther pickup line The Earth may be flat,
but Uranus is round.
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.