I'm Gay
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
